It’s a stepsiblings battle of the sexes. Tony (Ricky Spanish) comes into the living room where sis Laura (Melody Marks) is sitting on the couch reading a book. She objects to him bothering her, but he assertively sits down right next to her. “You’re just jealous of my alpha male energy”, he claims. “You’re fucking delusional. You know that?”, Laura says.
“I’m an ideal male specimen”, Tony boasts. “In what, software engineering?”, she asks. “Yeah, those guys make a lot of money”. “You know, you could have all the money in the world and still be a total loser”, she states. “You’re just jealous you can’t bag a billionaire nerd”, Tony retorts.
“Well, I believe in love, thank you very much”, Laura says. “No one believes in love”, he asserts. “I do”. “I’m calling you out”, he threatens. “You barely know me”, she maintains. “We’re siblings, aren’t we?”. “Step-siblings, and our parents got married, what, last year”, she counters. “I see the way you spend hours looking at your nails -don’t tell me you care about love”, Tony maintains.
She closes her book and declares: “Ah, you’re a misogynist!”. “I’m a feminist. I believe men and women should have equal rights. And it’s girls like you that give women a bad name”, he claims. “Where’d you learn that, your MRA forms?”, she snaps back, referring to marijuana. “And if I did, does that make it wrong?”, he chides.
“You’re just mad that hot girls aren’t into you”, Laura scoffs. “And it wouldn’t be someone like you, anyways?”, he says. “Like me?”. “Gold digger”, he calls her. “I am not a gold digger”. “Sure you are”. “How?” “All women are”. “Wow, so you’re a nerd AND dumb as fuck”, she concludes.
“I’m smart”, Tony maintains. “You don’t even understand women”. “Sure I do. Women love abs and money”, he says. “What is this, 1988?”, she jokes. “Well I’ve read…”, Tony says but she interrupts: “Let me stop you there. This is the longest conversation you’ve ever had with someone who isn’t your mom”, she insults. “I get a lot of girls”, he claims. Laura laughs and says: “Okay, tell me about the last girl you fucked”.
He’s silent, and she begins again: “Okay, maybe that was too personal. Tell me about the last girl you kissed”. “Her name was Allison”, Tony says. “Okay, tell me about Allison”. “She had red hair and soft boobs”, he blurts out. “Sounds nice”. “She was nice”. “Where’d you meet her?”, Laura asks. He struggles to answer, saying “Coffee shop?”.
“Are you going to meet her again?”, she queries. “She moved…to another state”, he says. Laura makes a face and says: “Right”. “I was going to break up with her anyways”, he says. “Did you do more, you know, than kiss?”, she asks. “You’re asking if we did it -and yeah, we did it”. “Cool, I knew that you weren’t a virgin”, she concludes, and picks up her book to start reading again.
“Look, I’m not like you -I don’t just hook up with people”, Tony says angrily. “Watch your fucking mouth, I’m your sister. Don’t talk to me like that!”, she retorts. He corrects her: “Stepsister, and I didn’t want your mom to marry my dad”. “Do you think I wanted you to be my brother?”, she retorts. “Look Anthony…”, Laura says, but he interrupts: “Call me Tony”. “Tony, we’re going to be living together for a little while longer, so how about if we learn to get along somehow, some way, okay?”, Laura says. Tony exhales heavily and agrees: “You’re right”. She says: “Could you stop being such a brat?”. “Fine”. “Why do you hate me so much? What did I ever do to you?”, she asks. “I don’t hate you Laura”. “You sure act like you do. Is it too much to ask if we try to get along better?”. He replies: “It’s just girls like you aren’t normally, I mean, into me”. “That sounds like a You problem”, she responds.
“I have a lot of wonderful qualities”, Tony says. “You don’t actually show them off then, do you?”. “What do you mean?”. “You’re kind of a bully”, Laura declares. “I’m not”, he maintains. “I was literally in here, reading my book when you came in here just to start an argument with me”, she says. “You were in my spot!”, Tony insists. “I didn’t know that it was your spot! You know what, take your spot -this conversation is over”, Laura declares, and gets up from the couch with her book to leave. He shrugs and follows her from the living room.
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